FAN JIAN JI!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Just in case you guys wana know who also wanted to go back to see Tian yi,
ITS ME! haha. me n daren are so horny over tianyi. he rocks!!
and much cuter than boshi..
i cant believe that boshi's his cousin.
such a big wide humongous difference,
you would wished tianyi lived with you.
like, what a fun cousin to have. jkjk.
but his LGS damn spooky.
and oh...
daren left out alot of information on my part!!

anyway darick dunt deny that u aint angry.
like, he really doesnt like you la. as in not love.
as in cant stand you. i reached the house go pat his head liao
i said hi and smile lo. and i started FAN JIAN JI!

i sat on e sofa there.
he sat next to me the other sofa.
then lie on my hand purposely.
then i put my hand on his hair.
*make him horny*
then he turn round and see if its me, then he smile.
then he lie down on my hand again.
and he use his hands keep touching n squeezing my arm muscle.
not big muscle. but he keep squeezing.
and i was like: omg.
but cant hurt him right. let him have fun lo.
at least he looks bttr than some idiots i know.

and yep.. then suddenly darick walk past.
then tina yi stop touching me.
and throughout the day, he smile at daren n try lean on him.
but i fan jian ji him. so he most happy to be with me. GAY!
but if he's not gay, then wun be called tian yi.
omg yay! then later each time i walk past him, he will grab me.
then i accidentally kick his hand. he lied down on my lap n smile. then he got horny.
he go put his hand everywhr over my pants. eew!
then it keep continuing.
each tym walk past him., he will without fail touch me.
now he know that i wun feel odd. becos i alreadi know he's like that.

if you're born liddat, cant be help rite?
you'll want people to treat u nice rite?
at least he has a frenly face n a nice FGS.
haha!! okay fine. stupid gayshit.
and he got good taste. he doesnt go for hairy legs.

and like daren said, he really aherm.
i made a grave but funny mistake to steal rumeng's phone.
i went to e room n sms hanping kor kor.
then tianyi know i'm inside. he walked in...
i pretended that i dunno, if not he embarass.
and omg omg! he from behind hug me and kiss me.
FIRST TIME KISS GUY LAH HE. bitchy tianyi!
but forgive him. yay darick save me.
he approached the room.
tianyi doesnt like darick.
then tianyi gave me a tight hug n left the room.

OMG GAY!
but he's nice lorh.
he got FGS.

ahaha..

you should know him urself la.
he's indeed a fun guy.
just dun make him feel embarass that he's gay.
afterall, he's born like that.
three cheers for singapore winning china in e bball match.

"more about e match"

i really suck in bball. yeah usually la..
and boshi's brother keep commenting say that boshi's FRIENDS all lan4.
so we decided to have a match.
boshi + tian yi + liu xing
VS
daren + bryan + darick

which is: CHINA vs SINGAPORE..

And...
the batttle began.
Boshi's asshole brother keep saying CHINA WINNING.
which is supposed to be true.
cause normally bball, i will easily sianz n stoned n stagnant.
but today i decided to do SINGAPORE proud.
although i ain't accurate in throwing, i tried okay.
and i realised that my special shoes can help me bunny hop,
rabbit swipe, grunt squeal, bunny swap, rabbit toss.

I realised that if i tell myself to go totally out,
i can do some relatively good blocking n snatching of balls,
moreover my speedy rabbit run is like damn fast. but easily tired lo.
energizer rocks big time!
anyway i managed to inflict defensive shields n quick jumps.
although i missed by a few times cos boshi keep body slamming me.
and in the end, we won. 11:9


bahahah SINGAPORE's e winner.
but they damn busuang us.
wlao i damn proud of myself today.
its the best bball match i had in years.
because i really damn inaccurate in bball.
see lah! i very honest de.

haha and i tell u seriously.
i dislike sme china guy.
not boshi, he's from HTF!
not tianyi> he's HTF's!
you can try using daren's hint..


-rabbit

7:49 AM;
'cause we're horny.


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Quacks!

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Barks!

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Oink!

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