FAN JIAN JI!

Saturday, August 4, 2007

ARGH. dont you know how molested we feel.
Don't you spare a thought for our feelings?
Don't you know that i know you dont understand english?
Don't you know that is why i am posting about this?
Nah.. You Don't!!

I cant actually believe it. i thought DBS was cool.
Because we all along thought it was those for fun.
but B**HI's cousin? OMG. si3 TIAN YI.
spare a thought for our virginity.

yay this year i'm hangten free. me and daren bought newbie! LOL RHYMES!!
And after buying we went b**hi's house. His cousin and brother just came back after playing ball games.
COUSIN: TIAN YI
BROTHER: LIU XING


and B**hi damn bad. i think my screaming/squeal too horrible liao, he say me gay.
haha as if b**hi's voice more manly. you listen liao you would wished that you dont have ears. LOL. and he said the gayer one is his cousin. i thought he meant his cousin the voice like me de. though i faked mine. omg. and to our disgust...



ARGHHH YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ ON.
IT MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO YOU!!

I was helping them do some typing.
and i happened to type damn fast. and the cousin keep staring and smiling at me.
and i was thinking that he was friendly and amused that i type fast.
because its typing english. so he would easily amuse.
and he just keep staring. then me n daren sit there n type.
we will now and then feel someone touching us. daren's back always got someone touch.
my waist always kena touched. then stare at him, he will either pretend to be doing smth els or he will smile back and make the kissing sound.
and he whispered a whole crap of chinese words to boshi.
then suddenly he stare at me... put his face nxt to my cheeck.
i felt damn molested, then i move chair and sit on sofa.

ten i very lei4 so i lie down. anyway soon got tired, and lie flat.
daren n darick also can sense e weirdness..as in very weird.
abit cannot tahan.. anyway b**hi's look much bttr than him FYO.
in terms of size and hair. LOL. but still very b**shi's GENES.
the later i was making fun of B**hi's singlett that he wore.
and he pretend angry. then hug me tightly, bring me to his mother's room.
then carry me up and drop me on the floor. B**HI is evil!!
then his cousin enter the room. sit on his mother's bed. look down and smile.
then darick n daren stand at the door and laugh at me.
then darick n daren left, followed by boshi, then followed by me.
behid me was the cousin. i didnt know until suddenly someone touch my butt.
i dared not turn round. just walk stright to another sofa lie down..
daren dare not see near the comp le.. the cousins' creepy..


and it went so on..
then we decided to go down play soccer.
we were playin n kicking e ball. yay my kicking of soccr ball's accuracy increase.
but then accidentally kick too high. fly ovr the apartment's rooftop there. so must find securit guard get key.
then the cousin look at me say: "wah ti de hao, haha"
then we keep playing and the cousin was creepy.
then later b**hi came down grp us 6 boys into 2..
me daren b**hi one team, darick, tian yi and liu xing the other team.

now the first imp incident takes place.
tian yi whispers to b**hi
tianyi: wei shen me mei you gei wo ji hui.
then he stared at me n daren. then my chinese very bad, and i was like HUH!?
then i realise smth. but didnt mention (readers, you may interprete iturself)

second incident. while we were playing soccer at a bball court..
then another middle age man was saying: eh eh, yes wad u want.
i stared at him, i said: yes?
middle-age man said: no, i am talking to that boy (points to tian yi) that boy keeps winking at me. does he mean he want to play bball with me?
bryn: erm srry about that, my 'fren' has eyes problem.
middle-age guy: weird.. then walks off after awhile(looking back at tianyi)
bryn: *damnit! tian yi fcuuking cheebye. go be se4 at people he dunno.*

after the game, we left.
me daren darick go provision store, tian yi walked past n smiled.
then we go mama store buy drinks.
me n daren paid $6.05 for 2 ONE LITRE chocolate milk. each one take 1!
darick bought a mini size milk. cheap cheap de. LOL drink until damn full.
then we tired, all sit outside. and we started discussing about tian yi.
i told daren bout the incident. thend darick force me tell.
we told darick that it was better that he didnt know.
the end up we told him.
that the guy said "wei shen me mei you gei wo ji hui"
probably meaning, why nvr give he chance to be with another guy amongst us.
sick?? and we confirmed we darick whether he had been touched or kissed by throughout whole day. *darick was there longer than us*
he replied happily, no!

now we understand.. omg shall not say further? aint it sick.
he also winked to some guy he didnt know.

and on the way back. haha. shall not say.
but we niao each other.
we met a MAD guy.
and so on.
it has been a creepy day.

AND I WANTED TO SAY CAI CHUAN to darick/daren.
i said KAI CHUAN. now they niaoing me.
!!!

and daren so funny. i told hi that maybe b**hi cousin was horny becos, one time alreadi come 3 guys at one go. LOL. and daren said: somemore is 3 shuai ge.
then we all laugh. no lah. must be honest rite? none of us are shuai ge.
daren shuai CHEECKEN!
bryan shuai RABBITTT!
darick shuai DOOOGGG!
HAHAHA

-bryn


edited! watch out. horny dog is damn gay

Bryn. ☠ says:
u feel freaked? out?
Bryn. ☠ says:
i damn freaked out la
Bryn. ☠ says:
this is not wad dbs sppse to mean
Daric. ellow sir! the impossible quiz! says:
no..
Daric. ellow sir! the impossible quiz! says:
coz if he gay wif me
Daric. ellow sir! the impossible quiz! says:
i wll enjoy first
Daric. ellow sir! the impossible quiz! says:
den gay bac
Bryn. ☠ says:
how gay back
Daric. ellow sir! the impossible quiz! says:
touch an wink
Daric. ellow sir! the impossible quiz! says:
if i in good mood
Daric. ellow sir! the impossible quiz! says:
can consider kiss bac


-.-


R[u] Me[n]g says:
u all can plan and MOLEST him back


daren says:
反奸计




posted by: Bryn!

11:47 PM;
'cause we're horny.


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