Tuesday, August 14, 2007
another peaceful day.......
erm yea if u were wondering whos the 2 and a half face guy behind the judges at css. its us cheeken rabbit and half of our doggy face....yes and the same repeated question i got is why is my nose so red. ya i hope u heard what is called flu. n i sincerely thank those of ur who called me rudolf-.-
anyway rabbits lucky....lost his phone on the taxi on the way to mediacorp. i called for him many times but uncle nvr pick up. his mum called once den uncle pick up le. this is called sexist. aniwae uncle delivered his phone back to his hse. he lucky lor last time i left my phone on the taxi thats the last time i saw it.
anyway.. today's post is about a terrifying meeting with a mad man. around 3p, me rabbit n dog were at the mrt station. then i was forcing some truth out from bryan n he trip n knock into our main actor....mid fifties with weird ugly short hair and big eyes. bryn apologised repeatedly and guess wad. our main actor( nicknamed guai lan)
turned around and started scolding us vulgarities. a wide range to bit exact. from english to hokkien. yep ignored him and went into the train but he still continued.
I was pissed and i ask him shaddup. and wtf he went up to slap darick coz he assumed darick scolded him, darick was damn innocent la.( aniwae we agreed that daric god e most qian bian lian) and somemore strangled him....wtf can......didnt know so old le still can PMS.....me n bunny immediatey went to split them up and i shouted. "y u slapped my friend!" he replied "i can also slap u(i tink)" yup n he attempted to do so. once bitten twice shy. i siamed immediately but he still brush my ear...rabbit went to push him away from dog but his hair also got pullled..so kelian....but maybe his hair can grow longer faster.....then guailan's colleague pulled him away and me and daric went up and wanted to beat him but some kind auntie held us back. i swear that if no one stopped me i would already trash him... i dun give a damn if i sound like an ah beng or wad but i swear i would. his counted lucky coz if no wan stop me ,doggy n rabit we would have whacked him to death for sure...aniwae still damn pissed.
thenn guailan continued with his chanting about us n he keep on sayin why daric ask him shuddap....i replied(more of shouted)"u wan u come slap me la. we go report police see who die." anyway we were shouting at each other. then he say what our school nvr teach us manners ar. daric den sae dat " u also use vulgarities wad shyt sch u r from" cant remember exactly anyway. he threathened to follow us down but he humji and alighted at city hall. later we decided report police but his colleague say that cant reveal 2 much coz his her boss n she wants to keep her job.( pity her man.....)
then we went file a report with the kind aunty who help us.....she volunteered to be a witness....2bad we didnt have enough info abt him so police cant do much....we waited abt 2 hrs reportin.....so rabbit n dogyy chionging la essay now.
yar so ppl if u meet any guy at buona vista that matches the discription go ask him if he slap 3 shuai ge at buona vista! do not hesitate to try out ur vulgarities on him....lol jk la. we dunmanhigh very well brought up de.
anyway i want apologise to doggy coz he got slapped and strangled bcoz of me.....anyway i think he look more shuai now after the slap. lol wadeva la. tats all for our peaceful dae. *erm why more shuai ar? becos at first the face shape abnormal. now whack until normal liao* aiyah dwan joke le.
bryn says: i felt bad i couldnt fight back. but he pull my boody hair!
-3 shuai ge之一 cheeken
6:29 PM;
'cause we're horny.
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